13 reasons why I’m crazy

13 Reasons Why I'm Crazy. #13 Hexes and curses. Real ones. #12 Havent been shagged right in the last 13 years. Never talk about my ex but he did that right. #11 Head injuires, unmentionable traumas, out of body and near death experiences from 2 high speed car accidents. #10 Know why I interpret dreams …

How Rapey is He?

How Rapey Is He? 10 The Vatican or Jeffrey Dahmer. Really who can split hairs on this one? I dont think the Vatican are cannibals, but they have Dahmer beat on sheer numbers. Pedophile. Cannibal. Same same. 9 Ted Bundy. Remember how many people said how nice he was? 8 "Man camps" Ok not all …

The Queens Schedule

The Queens Schedule spit cyphers for oneness and unity on intersections in protest of injustice in our town poetry in the capitol building rotunda recite eloquently in the longhouse sacred ritual in the sweat lodge provide poetics at every indigenous people's day wax poetic on street corners during rallies about loving olympia and our country …

What to Wear?

What to Wear? I'm confused Liberal snowflake or raging mob? Which do I dress for? Ballgowns and riding boots? Inspired by pussy riot Angel wings and leather? Too burningman Anything 100%organic yet still made in a sweat shop will do What size and color is post modern liberal hypocrisy? When are those benefiting from privilege …

Crazy Thunder Medicine

Jesus Returns for the Holidays

Scene: Jesus returns for the holidays. He goes to many holy sites looking for his true followers. Surprisingly he disqualifies almost everyone except Indigenous, Mormons, Unitarians, and a few others from entering the pearly gates of heaven. A summary of Jesus's analyses: Catholics- Protecting pedophiles!?! Man should not lay with child! Who translated this gospel? …

How the Internet Works – A Guide… For the Oblivious.

How the Internet Works: A Guide.... for the Oblivious If you have been using facewebz for a decade or two now and do not know the following yet, seek professional help or at least get off the net. Nothing you post on here about your permission will ever make anything you say or upload private …

“Dear Fragile Ass Wh*te People”

You can watch this performance piece on YouTube. Script below. https://youtu.be/lqWQAA78NX4 Dear Fragile Ass White Folks, I have seen a lot of posts complaining about people being scared of going down town to shop for the holidays so since I am a poor colored person I am offering to chaperone your trip and protect you …

Supernatural Salmon

Supernatural magical cycle feeding the people the animals forest salmon know no borders sea and stream climbing jumping flying for their dream continuing the cycle flow go throughout feed orca sea lion bear tree and man we depend on thee for the flow life it is in you spirit of migration climbing mountains for family …

Tahlequahs Grief

Tahlequas greif tour of the Salish Sea brought to you by pollution and apathy her mournful song sponsored by Shell and BP sung as she carries decomposing baby for nine days so far surrounded by family as they starve dying as a community travel far taking turns lifting their sorrow above all else a wake …