Witches March 


Here’s our official decree for Witches 

March in Olympia Saturday June 3rd 

“Blessed Be! Mni Wiconi! 

         We Are One!
We who will march together, on the day of June 3rd, seek to proclaim and invoke Peace, Unity, and Solidarity with every being’s right to Freedom of Religion and Sacred, Clean Water.
Therefore, we have elected to gather in Harmony in Order to Listen to Each Other, Make Music, and to Break Bread, Break Stereotypes, Break Prejudice, and Break Hearts, thereby Exercising our Right to Exist Together.
We wish to express Gratitude for Olympia as a Sanctuary:  a Shared, Sacred, Safe Space for people of all Faiths, Backgrounds, and Orientations.
We invite all who Believe in the Values of this Creed and are Aligned with the Mission of this March to join us as we Celebrate Life Lived Together.
Blessed be!

Teslas Spell


Teslas Spell

Ever mind ye
The rule of 3
What you put out
Comes back to thee
Wish no real harm
On those so bad
Pray they receive
Blessings you have
Wish for an awakening
Pity 45
Pray for his sanity
So we all stay alive
Wish no real harm
On anyone
For karmas a bitch
Who likes to have fun
So look inside
Your bag of tricks
To defeat 45
Or heal a 666
A simple spell
Seek look and find
A heart of gold
Peace of mind
Dead black snake
Cup of thunder
Broken arrow
360 and 9

15 reasons being homeless in Olympia is better than being a homeowner in Flint



15 reasons being homeless in Olympia is better than being a homeowner in Flint.

1 It’s in the free clean 24 hour
artesian well water.
2 Bathe in the Deschutes at your leisure not in lead at your house.
3 Pick up organics at the food bank instead of a water ration.
4 When you get your shit together you can buy or sell a house legally.
5 Your grandkids will have better DNA and larger IQS.
6 Can you say higher life expectancy?
7 Way less racism and murder!
8 Olympia is nowhere near Detroit.
9 Water is life. Olympia is full of life and #nodapl activists.
10 Gaze upon the beauty of Mt Ranier not the fall of society.
11 Olympia has Crazy Faith.
12 Legal weed is so good people get off drugs alcohol and pills a lot here.
13 People heal in Olympia.
14 The water never catches fire. Oh wait that’s not Flint. Where was that? NOT IN OLYMPIA!!
15 You have all your brain cells and understand the reasons that’s why you’re homeless in Olympia FB_IMG_1490071652343

How to shut down a cis



How to Shut Down a cis Biology Teacher that Doesnt Know Squat


Exhibiting behaviors and characteristics of both sexes is not only scientifically possible it’s more prevalent than you’d think. Most people do not remotely understand all of the factors that make someone male for instance and there are most certainly specifically biological components to the feminization of males and masculonazio of females even from before birth. Furthermore, many of these traits are passed on through increasingly unviable sperm. In a study of male Chinese sperm only 18%was viable with most having two heads or two tails or swimming in circles. Specifically those sperm dna lacked the ability to produce receptors for or produce androgens.

There is a spectrum of sex also XXY hermaphrodites and fragile X masculinized women.

Also there is a single tribe in the Dominican Republic where you can be born female and at puberty your balls descend and they have a party you are male and grow a penis. The development gene switches on then instead of inutero

Seriously it is 1% of 1 tribe.


A species doesnt need a 100 percent strict gender binary to reproduce. It just needs sperm to meet egg most of the time. Within that, there is a huge amount of variation. There is sexual dimorphism where the male and female of a species basically look the same. There are species where there are 2-3 different types of males, one that is big and tough, and one that is clever and disguises himself as a female so that he can sneak into the harem and reproduce without the bigger male knowing. Then you have seahorses where the male carries the eggs. Then theres banana slugs, sequential hermaphrodites, and hyenas, which are extremely matriarchal and have very complex gender.  So the idea of a divine gender binary is categorically bullshit. All gender and sexuality are are evolutionary strategies. If the strategy passes on the genes, it is a success. Gender variance is a success. Real biologists see species doing many things with sex and gender while being completely successful when it comes to surviving and passing on their genetics. This is because throughout the massive span of billions of years of time on this planet, flexible sex/gender strategies are actually important for survival.

Her Highness Lennée Reid would like to thank Cascadia Ogress vocalist for QEDESHA and witchmom of oly witch crew GG Irkalla for their collaboration with with this article. Reach her at im: witchmom and check out the  ‘upthewitchpx’ zine





Blessed Be Namaste Aho

All that

dear editor


true story

dear editor this is me I am the punctuation I’m not your student this is my style so if you are having trouble following me pause slow down think twice double take if you have to I won’t I can’t nope not happening I love it catch up feel free to copy me if you want to here outside of the box no top bottom sides rules commas I am the everything period capitalize that so if you can’t keep up so if you can’t keep up Ill repeat it twice fast before I slow down so you can kiss my to bad so sad my page stage poems rules I win races in allegorical places where commas slow warp speed I need one continual endless train wreck of creative thought expressed as you can’t tame my words on page stage hearts paper can you so if you are having trouble do you even see this can you gaze upon my writing speaking singing out of the lines comprehend my refusal to follow your rules my mocking of the insignificantness of your one track thought degree so learn see understand I love being me I survive thrive feel alive out side of lines I like it here my words my tempo I am the punctuation

Policy Storm


Policy Storm

If I were Queen
It would be my pleasure
To free lots of people
Starting with Leonard Peltier
Then the pot criminals
Who are not criminals
Wage slaves too
Let loose all the animals
Enslaved in zoos
Unleash rivers from dams
Banish fear from night
Quench all who thirst
For water is life
Freedom for the house less
Freedom to survive
Liberty and peace
To live our lives
Honor the treaties
Give away land
Feed all who hunger
Free women from man
Free to study and pray
In every tongue
Break the shackles of student debt
Just for fun
Freedom to travel
Free of deportation
Completely outlaw hate
From Mother Earth our nation
To rise as one
A people united
We must join hands
Stand and triumph
If I were Queen
It would be my pleasure
To make sacred gates safe
From political weather


Lennon Reid is a geeky veganish witch doctor poet activist survivor goddess on the spectrum who doesn’t like labels that uses punctuation when she damn well pleases smile emoticon period

She is most recently published by The Girl God and Lost Tower and was the  Olympia Peoples Mics first WOWPS representative in 2016. Her debut spoken word album “The Second Coming of Matriarchy ” is expected in April of 2017.