15 reasons being homeless in Olympia is better than being a homeowner in Flint

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15 reasons being homeless in Olympia is better than being a homeowner in Flint.

1 It’s in the free clean 24 hour
artesian well water.
2 Bathe in the Deschutes at your leisure not in lead at your house.
3 Pick up organics at the food bank instead of a water ration.
4 When you get your shit together you can buy or sell a house legally.
5 Your grandkids will have better DNA and larger IQS.
6 Can you say higher life expectancy?
7 Way less racism and murder!
8 Olympia is nowhere near Detroit.
9 Water is life. Olympia is full of life and #nodapl activists.
10 Gaze upon the beauty of Mt Ranier not the fall of society.
11 Olympia has Crazy Faith.
12 Legal weed is so good people get off drugs alcohol and pills a lot here.
13 People heal in Olympia.
14 The water never catches fire. Oh wait that’s not Flint. Where was that? NOT IN OLYMPIA!!
15 You have all your brain cells and understand the reasons that’s why you’re homeless in Olympia FB_IMG_1490071652343

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